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Gray - It's the new Black

Burnt out from the excesses of the first ten years of the new millennium, consumers are now asking for a simple life. 
TV with less Martha Stewart and more Jimmy Stewart.   Music with less bling and more sing.  Food that is less treat and more eat. 

In short, people are yearning for the boring life.

Boringstar is the world's second largest* producer of boring products for boring people.  We are represented in more monotonous industries than any other global firm, and provide consulting guidance (through our BoringPoint subsidiary) to countless other firms looking to join this uninteresting market segment.

We welcome you to learn more about our dull products and our humdrum history.  If you are interested in a pointless career, please contact us.

* 2004 top global producer of boring products is Proctate and Gimble